Doctor Where? -- Time and Relative Serenity, Part II

They stepped out of the Tardis one at a time, Amy and Rory watching Jayne warily while the Doctor looked completely unconcerned.  “One of you three is about to tell me how you rutting got on board.”  Jayne looked at each in turn, frowning.  “Come on, then!”

Amy and Rory looked to the Doctor.  He blinked at them.  “What?  You two know as well as I do; why do I always have to be the one to explain?”

“Oh for the love of--What’s going on?”  They all looked up at the stairs above the cargo bay to see Malcolm Reynolds jogging down the steps, the tails of his coat swishing.  “Jayne?  Care to explain?”

“Stowaways, Cap’n,” he said simply, smirking at the three captives.

“Really?”  Mal crossed his arms and stared pointedly at the big blue box behind them.  “They just stowed away on the great blue crate that was not part of our cargo?”

Jayne worked his jaw for a moment, glanced sideways at his captain with wide, slightly baffled eyes, then shifted his weight and cleared his throat.  “Uh, yeah.  Guess so.”

Mal rolled his eyes.  “Right then.  How about one of you three explains?”  He turned expectantly to the time travelers, but the next voice came from the other side of the bay.

“They’re right where they should be.”  Everyone looked up at the quiet voice, even Jayne looking away from the intruders.  “Right where they wanted to be.”  River cocked her head at the police box and smiled a little.  “Here to help.”

“Help?”  The Doctor raised his eyebrows and smiled at her benevolently.  “Help with what?”

She shrugged.  “Don’t know.  Neither do you.  She does.”  River pointed at the Tardis.  “Not telling, though.”

“Yeah, she’ll do that.”  The Doctor and River shared a secret smile together.

“Yeeeah,” Mal said, pulling attention back to himself.  “Sweet as her nonsensical babbling is, I’d like an answer in plain English, if that’s not too much trouble.  Or am I interrupting crazy time?”

Unfortunately for Mal, he still didn’t get his answer, as Serenity rocked just then, and Wash’s voice sounded over the comm.  “Captain, you might wanna come up here....”

“Gorram it!  Jayne,” Mal said, pointing at him and glancing significantly at the trio before he darted back upstairs.

“Got it covered, Cap’n.”  The Doctor eyed the gun that was once again leveled at them with vague annoyance.

Doctor Where? -- Time and Relative Serenity, Part I

The Doctor straightened his bowtie with a mysterious smirk.  “You’ll see.”

Amy leveled a suspicious glare at him, putting one hand on a hip while she stuck a finger in his direction.  “Don’t you go all mysterious Time Lord-y on me, mister.”

“Doctor,” he interrupted cheekily.

Amy ignored him.  “I asked a simple question, and you’re usually positively busting to brag about whatever you’re showing us.  Now spill.”

He mouthed the last two words of her little tantrum, making a disgruntled face, then flipped a hand at her while he busied himself with the dials of the Tardis.  “Rory, control your wife.”

Rory laughed a little, his smile melting when Amy gave him the same withering look that she’d been pointing at the Doctor.  “Yeah, good one.”

“Just hold your little Scottish horses,” the Doctor said, pouting at the pair of them.  “It’s not exactly a secret I can keep longer than it’ll take to walk out the doors.  Just wait.”

Amy folded her arms and leaned against the console, staring the Doctor down when he came over to try to get at the controls behind her.  “Could you just--I need to--Amy, would you--”  He got no response for any of his stuttering requests, and finally walked around her, very close, staring her down the whole time, then reached around and flipped a switch.  The normal sounds of the Tardis faded along with a telltale thump as they set down on whatever the Doctor had wanted them to land on.  Flashing her a smile, he gestured to the door.  “After you.”

She harrumphed at the sparkle in his eyes and stalked off to the door, Rory trailing at her heels.  With a flourish, she pushed the door open and promptly stopped dead in the doorway.  “No.”

“Don’t block the exit.  That’s a fire hazard.”  The Doctor waited patiently behind the pair of them, resting his elbows on the railing as he watched for Amy’s expression, smirking to himself.

She spun around.  “That’s impossible!”

In answer, he gestured around the control room of a time-traveling blue box that had multiple dimensions inside it, and had appeared out of nowhere on her front lawn when she was a little girl.

“Point taken, but--but--that’s--”  Amy pointed behind her, unable to really look at it again yet, mouthing the word a few times, much to the amusement of her observer.

“I’d appreciate it,” said a voice from outside, “if y’all came out real slow-like.”

“Amy,” Rory said in a low, warning tone.  “There’s a big man with a very large gun pointed at us....  I think we should step outside or close the door.”

“I’d do the first one,” said Jayne Cobb, smirking at them as he cocked his shotgun.  “That door looks a might flimsy from where I’m standing.”  He grinned.

Doctor Where?

So, I ran across a webcomic the other day called "Girls Next Door" on Deviant Art.  It's about Sarah (from Labyrinth) and Christine (from Phantom of the Opera) as flatmates going to a university set in a pan-fandom dimension.  By the way, the flatmates down stairs are Jareth and Erik, fandoms respective to the ladies above.

Now, I have no real talent for drawing that I've put effort into developing, so doing a webcomic is beyond me.  However, I did get a silly little idea for something I have affectionately titled "Doctor Where?"  It's the idea of doing a drabble series of a pan-fandom story about Doctor Who, where the Doctor takes his companions to different fandoms in his Tardis.

I'll probably still do other writings on here, but all the ones about this story will be marked clearly as "Doctor Where?" to be told easily apart.

Six Sentence Sunday

“Everyone is readying themselves, Major, but we have no intelligence.  Where is the enemy coming from?”

            

“They’ve already penetrated the gate,” Branimir answered grimly.  “A rag-tag mob of commoners,” he spat the word, and Davir blinked with astonishment, “so they’ll probably wander about lost until they find their goal.  Amass your men, Lieutenant, and make a tight perimeter around Their Majesties.  We have no way of telling beforehand which direction they will come from.”

Six sentences from my novel-in-progress, Lost in Shadow.  Posted in connection to Six Sentence Sunday.  Check them out!

Imagine the Possible

Ceremony is everything.

That is the interesting thing about this culture.  Past, present, probably even future, everything depends on ceremony.  Although I have not lived in Japan very long, nor is it my native anything, it’s hard to miss that one, essential fact.

Not only that, but the Japanese have gotten ceremony down to an art form.  They are meticulous in every detail.  When making tea, it matters which foot one steps forward with first, but be careful about whether you are coming or going, and also careful about whether you carry the waste water with you or not.

Learning the language for the first time?  Careful because every stroke is a part of an elaborate ceremony around the written language.  It has to be.  If someone wrote too fast, and everyone wrote in different ways, how could anyone possibly read it?

The spoken language is a ceremony in its own right as well.  The entire grammar and conjugation shifts and changes with each level of politeness one ascends to.  There are whole verbs that are only used to be vulgar, and which attach to the regular action verbs for no reason other than to make the whole sentence more rude.  Common verbs like “eat” and “speak” have entirely different, ceremonial versions that sound nothing like their other counterparts, an honorific way of speaking that is so archaic-sounding that the entire culture had to adapt it as the language of business in order to keep it around.  Sentimentality, I suppose?  Or just taking “the customer is always right” to whole new, pompous levels?

These are only examples.  The whole country is rife with ceremony, with people going about and doing things in one very specific way, from clapping or not depending on if they’re in a shrine or a temple all the way to the angle at which they turn their foot in a dojo because one scroll says it one way, but another scroll says it another.

Is it really any surprise, then, that the energy put into these ceremonies, day in and day out, year after year, century after century of refinement and absent thought, gave birth to something extraordinary?

Should it be any surprise that in an industrial world, on an industrial island, so densely populated that they stack the homes and businesses on top of each other like Lego cities, in a climate of metal and smoke with the environment dying around us, this island somehow manages to be so teeming with life and beauty?

Does no one stop to wonder at the miracle of forests standing next to skyscrapers?  Of gardens spilling out of concrete yards?  Of monuments to faith and meditation, peace and tranquility, right on the side of busy roads and framed by businesses?

Ceremony.  Tradition.  History.  The modern world has kept them up to speed, but ceremony is too deeply ingrained in the psyche of this culture.  Sure, there is instant tea, tea is plastic bottles in vending machines, and tea made into ice cream, but for centuries, they made tea a very specific way.  They couldn’t just stop that.  It was a ceremony, it was their tradition, it was part of their history.  Part of them.  Not every Japanese person knows the tea ceremony, not every one agrees with its existence in a modern world, or likes it, or even cares.  But not everyone needs to.  They have their own ceremonies they can’t live without, that they would cling to no matter what technological advances were made.

Most people haven’t noticed.  Even the culture that gave birth to such rich, teeming energy is mostly unaware.  These ceremonies give life to the people and area around them.  The longer something has been done in one place, the more palpable it is.  Step into an ancient temple, one that has been around for centuries, and feel the hush.  Nothing is quite as loud inside those unless it’s a natural sound of the place.  A child screaming will sound muted, but a gong as ancient as the building will reverberate through bone.

The subtle effects of the energy of history are felt everywhere.  An old chant, performed in an ancient cathedral, stirs the souls of men.  Why?  The sounds are all the same as ones we hear every day.  The walls are made of stone, which we walk on every day.  The voices are modern, people we might be friends with.  The melodies rudimentary, at the beginning of when music was being explored.

Each component, on its own, is also stirring.  The cathedral itself inspires awe, the ancient song inspires thought, the dead language of the lyrics inspire fascination.  But take the history away, and so does the power.  No one is awed by the cobblestone path they saw in the park.  Music is played in elevators to break the awkward silence of strangers.

People who steep their lives in ceremony are different from the rest of us.  A true master of martial arts, one who dedicated himself to the spirituality of it as well as the physicality of it for his entire life, can quiet a room simply by entering.

Not everyone with a long life can be this way, yet.  Most people live their lives very scattered, jumping from one thing to next when it seems the right thing to do.  The ones who are different can be picked out of a crowd.  That’s the kid that knew he wanted to be a chemist since he was five years old, and now he’s retired, living off a well-earned retirement and the warm after-glow of changing the world.  Over there is the war veteran who served his country his whole life, finished as a four-star general, and inspired every one of his grandchildren to join the military with nothing more than sitting in his favorite armchair and telling stories when they begged.

Now imagine you could tap into that vast reserve of energy.  Imagine pulling it in at will, using all of the centuries of focus that thousands, maybe even millions, of people have used on that exact spot.  A strength of ages.  Remember the day of your life you felt the most inspired, the strongest, and imagine calling that state of mind into being at will.

Linking your own energy with the energy of history and ceremony, of pattern and tradition, of the same energy used by people just like you stretching back into time, and harnessing it for the betterment of yourself and humanity.

Why just imagine?

The Ginger Doctor

The Doctor groaned, stretching and blinking at the underside of the TARDIS console.  Well, at least that explained where he was, even if it didn’t explain what had happened.  “Right,” he mumbled, reaching up to grab onto the edge of the console and pull himself up.  His arm moved a lot faster than he thought it would, and it required a lot less pull to get himself upright, so he ended up splayed over the console with a new bruise on his wrist.

“Well, that’s new.”  New....  New!  Straightening, he carefully examined his hands and grinned.  “New hands!  I guess I was forgetting something!  Good lord, I’m tiny now....”  He followed his arms up to his elbows, and then started spotting some very, very alarming differences.  “Oh.  Oh.  Um....  Isn’t this awkward.”  Sure, they were his--should he even be thinking that about himself anymore?--but he still didn’t really know what to do with that knowledge.

Squirming uncomfortably led to a new revelation, though.  Long hair!  It fell in his face, and he squealed with delight, seizing a lock of it and holding it up to see the color better.  “At long last!  Ginger!”  After lots more examination, and a bit of tossing his head around with the new experience of how long hair whips about, he put his hands on his now rather curved hips and surveyed his TARDIS.

Then, the Doctor sighed.  “No use in being sentimental, I guess.  Fine, fine, I’m a she, now.  Don’t really feel like a ‘she’, but I suppose I don’t know how ‘she’s are supposed to feel.  Unbalanced, apparently.” 

While she was still trying to figure out how the new body operated, a banging sounded at the door of the TARDIS.  “Doctor!  Amy!  Really need you out here!”

“Oh!  Rory!  Yes, Rory, wonderful Rory, of course it’s Rory!”  Grinning, the Doctor dashed out of the TARDIS to check on him, but ended up running smack into him instead.  “Oh, hello Rory!”

“Hello.”  He helped her steady herself, but eyed her with confusion.  “Are you all right?  Where’s--”

“Coming, don’t you worry.  Now, Rory.”  The Doctor leaned in a little closer, and Rory leaned in, too, out of habit.  “What happened?” she whispered.  “Memory’s a little fuzzy; I seem to have misplaced a couple more recent pieces.”

“Uh, well,” Rory began, but that was about when the Doctor actually started looking around.  Daleks.  Lots of them.  That didn’t really require a whole lot of explanation, and she was sure that the rest of the details would filter in as her brain settled into its new box.  Its new ginger box!  She really couldn’t get over that.  It had finally happened!

“Never mind.  Got it.”  She stepped forward to address them.

“Ah!  I think we should wait--!”

“Daleks!” she called, putting her hands on her hips and leveling a challenging look at them.  “Sorry for the wait.  I’m ready to listen to your grand scheme to destroy everything again so that I can stop you all cold in your tracks.”

“WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY?” one Dalek demanded.

“WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?” from another.

“WE SHALL DEFEAT THE DOCTOR!  YOUR EXTERMINATION IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE!”

“Amy, really, we should wait for the Doctor,” Rory called quietly, creeping his way forward to try and snag her hand and drag her back.

“We don’t have to--wait, Amy?  Did you just call me Amy?”  The Doctor turned in a circle, looking at the outfit she was wearing, which looked nothing like the old jacket and bowtie that his last regeneration had worn, which should logically be what she was still wearing.  “What?”  Instead, it was a jean skirt, boots, and a tight little t-shirt with a jacket over it.  “Now, really, what’s the point in wearing a jacket if you’re wearing a short skirt?”  The Doctor put her hands on her hips.  “Does that even make sense?”

“You’re ... not Amy?” Rory took a wild guess.

The Doctor held a finger up to the Daleks.  “Hold that thought.”  Charging back into the TARDIS, she headed into the back to find the wardrobe which had the best mirror for this very problem.  Pushing impatiently past the racks of clothes, she finally stopped in front of the full mirror and stared straight into Amelia Pond’s face.

“AAAAAHHHHH!!!”  The Doctor felt cold metal suddenly.  Back in the TARDIS control room, lying on the floor again face down.  “Quick, quick!  Hands, face, hair....  Not ginger!”  Springing up, the Doctor rediscovered his whole body all over again and leaned against the console, breathing deeply and running a hand over his face.  “A dream.”

“Amy!”

He jumped, then put a hand through his hair to try and disguise the motion, as if those two even made any sense together.  “Rory, go look for your wife someplace else!” he snapped, turning to the console and flipping dials to busy himself so that his tone wouldn’t draw suspicion.  He kept an eye on Rory discreetly, though, and as soon as he was out of sight, the Doctor dashed off to find the mirror again, just to reassure himself.

“What a nightmare....”

Double, Double, Toil and Trouble

Nina pressed her back against Terrin’s, keeping her hands clearly where the ring of police could see them.  “This is all your fault,” she whispered harshly, trying to keep her anger and terror in check.

“What was I supposed to have done?” he demanded back in a whisper.  “Just let him hurt you?  Yeah right.  Family’s all we’ve got.”

“And what about freedom?”  The police tightened their circle a bit as a couple in the back readied restraints.  Not the normal ones, either, since they didn’t know what the sibling pair could do.  “We did have that, but thanks to you, we don’t anymore.”

“No, thanks to a thug, we can’t stay in this city anymore.”  Nina glanced at Terrin but didn’t answer.  She suddenly felt a lot more nervous.  “Come on, Nina.  It won’t do more damage, but it will get us out of here.  If they take us to prison, they won’t let us stay together, you know that.”  He took her hand, and she clutched it tightly, even as they still held them up where the police could see.  “This is our last chance.”  He was right, too.  The circle was starting to break, and those horrible contraptions that would keep them contained were all she could see in the gap.

“Don’t let go for anything.”  Squeezing his hand, she broke the very law that had landed them in this situation in the first place and made them both invisible.

Shouts immediately rang out, but Nina and Terrin were already crouched down on the ground, just looking for an opening, any opening.  One gap in the confusion, and they rushed past the tangle of legs, drawing up a shout with the contact, but no one could see what to shoot at by the time they heard it.

They ran for miles.  Dodging through alleys and across major streets by skirting the crowd.  Neither of them said a word.  Finally, on the outskirts of downtown, they leaned against a brick wall in a deserted alley, exhausted, and Nina relaxed her focus as they slid to the ground.






To be continued...?