Sunday, November 11, 2012

Doctor Where? -- Time and Relative Serenity, Part I



The Doctor straightened his bowtie with a mysterious smirk.  “You’ll see.”

Amy leveled a suspicious glare at him, putting one hand on a hip while she stuck a finger in his direction.  “Don’t you go all mysterious Time Lord-y on me, mister.”

“Doctor,” he interrupted cheekily.

Amy ignored him.  “I asked a simple question, and you’re usually positively busting to brag about whatever you’re showing us.  Now spill.”

He mouthed the last two words of her little tantrum, making a disgruntled face, then flipped a hand at her while he busied himself with the dials of the Tardis.  “Rory, control your wife.”

Rory laughed a little, his smile melting when Amy gave him the same withering look that she’d been pointing at the Doctor.  “Yeah, good one.”

“Just hold your little Scottish horses,” the Doctor said, pouting at the pair of them.  “It’s not exactly a secret I can keep longer than it’ll take to walk out the doors.  Just wait.”

Amy folded her arms and leaned against the console, staring the Doctor down when he came over to try to get at the controls behind her.  “Could you just--I need to--Amy, would you--”  He got no response for any of his stuttering requests, and finally walked around her, very close, staring her down the whole time, then reached around and flipped a switch.  The normal sounds of the Tardis faded along with a telltale thump as they set down on whatever the Doctor had wanted them to land on.  Flashing her a smile, he gestured to the door.  “After you.”

She harrumphed at the sparkle in his eyes and stalked off to the door, Rory trailing at her heels.  With a flourish, she pushed the door open and promptly stopped dead in the doorway.  “No.”

“Don’t block the exit.  That’s a fire hazard.”  The Doctor waited patiently behind the pair of them, resting his elbows on the railing as he watched for Amy’s expression, smirking to himself.

She spun around.  “That’s impossible!”

In answer, he gestured around the control room of a time-traveling blue box that had multiple dimensions inside it, and had appeared out of nowhere on her front lawn when she was a little girl.

“Point taken, but--but--that’s--”  Amy pointed behind her, unable to really look at it again yet, mouthing the word a few times, much to the amusement of her observer.

“I’d appreciate it,” said a voice from outside, “if y’all came out real slow-like.”

“Amy,” Rory said in a low, warning tone.  “There’s a big man with a very large gun pointed at us....  I think we should step outside or close the door.”

“I’d do the first one,” said Jayne Cobb, smirking at them as he cocked his shotgun.  “That door looks a might flimsy from where I’m standing.”  He grinned.

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